Dear Neighbor Chronicles: The Parking Edition

Dear Neighbor:
Please learn how to park; here's the number for the friendly, local driving school.
-Your Neighbor

Dear Neighbor:
I just wanted to let you know that the white lines in the parking lot are not merely suggestions for where to put your car, though your parking job might indicate you think otherwise.
-Your Neighbor

Dear Neighbor:
How is it that the driver of the Yukon manages to only use one parking spot, while your Yaris takes up two?
-Your Neighbor